Many of us think we can subsist on cheeseburgers and doughnuts as long as we pop a multivitamin each day. But vitamins can be more sinister than you think.
Your diet stinks. You hate eating vegetables, and whole wheat pita bread can't hold a candle to a nice fat hoagie roll. Desserts rank higher on your list than fresh fruit, and bacon and hash browns beat the heck out of an egg white omelet every time. If your idea of the four basic food groups is fried, buttered, sweet and salty, then we're talking to you.